How to Timber #1

Step 1: Take shit in cat box
Step 2: Without realizing it, get some old cat shit stuck to ass hair.
Step 3: Prance around apartment frantically trying to figure out what is stuck to ass.

Timber Poses

Ridin' Nerdy

Some stats that I recently compiled...

Top ten states in residential energy efficiency:

1 Hawaii
2 California
3 New Mexico
4 New York
5 Utah
6 Texas
7 Arizona
8 Massachusetts
9 Rhode Island
10 Nevada

Bottom ten states in residential energy efficiency:

41 Montana
42 Wyoming
43 Tennessee
44 Kentucky
45 Indiana
46 South Dakota
47 Nebraska
48 Missouri
49 West Virginia
50 North Dakota

Top ten overall energy efficiency:

1 New York
2 Hawaii
3 Rhode Island
4 California
5 Massachusetts
6 Connecticut
7 New Hampshire
8 Florida
9 Arizona
10 Vermont

Bottom ten overall energy efficiency:

41 Montana
42 Indiana
43 West Virginia
44 Kentucky
45 Texas
46 Iowa
47 North Dakota
48 Louisiana
49 Alaska
50 Wyoming

Least energy consumed per generated:

1 West Virginia
2 Wyoming
3 North Dakota
4 Arizona
5 Alabama
6 New Hampshire
7 Montana
8 South Carolina
9 New Mexico
10 Pennsylvania

Most energy consumed per generated:

41 Virginia
42 Minnesota
43 Massachusetts
44 Louisiana
45 Idaho
46 California
47 New Jersey
48 South Dakota
49 Delaware
50 Alaska

Top ten renewable consumers as a percentage of their total consumption:

1 Washington
2 Maine
3 Oregon
4 Montana
5 South Dakota
6 Idaho
7 Vermont
8 Iowa
9 New Hampshire
10 Alabama

Bottom ten renewable consumers as a percentage of their total consumption:

41 Kentucky
42 Rhode Island
43 Louisiana
44 West Virginia
45 Texas
46 Utah
47 Ohio
48 Alaska
49 Delaware
50 New Jersey

Uncharted Waters

Tunisia, Egypt, Yemen, Jordan, Algeria, Sudan, Iraq, Iran and now Palestine. The Arab (and Persian) world is at a crossroads. All of these countries' leaders have fled, announced new elections, or clamped down on dissent. This will have vast and mixed consequences. We thin of democracy as always being good, but it can also bring about the most dangerous populist movements. The popular opinion of the U.S. and Israel is not favorable and, if that sentiment is reflected in the newly installed governments, it will most certainly mean rough seas ahead for our international relations in that region. On the other hand, Iraq's Nuri Al Maliki has announced that he will not run for another term in office. That could be an incredibly positive precedent for such a young government - much like George Washington stepping aside after only two terms in office during our own Nation's infancy. I would love to have a bright forecast on this, or any forecast at all, but I can only wonder. All of this uprising and fallout seems to have no particular flash-point and that confuses me. I cannot point to one group who is instigating and therefore I cannot predict a course for the future. The world seems to be sailing in ucharted waters. It is exciting and unnerving.

On a side note, I have recently discovered the Showtime series, Dexter. It is my new addiction.