All your base are belong to us!

http://inamerica.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/17/census-2011-data-confirm-trend-of-population-diversity/

Bad VP. Baaaad.

Shame on you Vice President Biden, for having opinions before the president dictates them for you.

Etch-a-sketch come true?

Governer Romney secures his Republican primary victory and immediately starts courting the NRA.  Yeah, I know why he is doing it, but is he just proving his skeptics right?  I have to admit that I found it a bit disappointing.  I don't remember guns ever being a big issue for him, but now, suddenly it is.  Romney has some great credentials as one who can work with the other side and who does not let ideological perfection become the enemy of the good.  But now with what appears to be such a cynical move, it is sad and a little unnerving to see how flippantly it seems his focus can shift.  Republicans at large have to take some blame for this too.  The Republican party has created such a toxic environment for anyone with the slightest diversity of opinion, that the only way to win their primary and have a chance in the general election is to be duplicitous.  Fortunately for them, the electorate has a history of being incredibly forgetful.  By the time of the convention, the Republican base will probably have forgoten that Romney ever had any other focus.

Testing the phone

To see if this works.

How to Timber #1

Step 1: Take shit in cat box
Step 2: Without realizing it, get some old cat shit stuck to ass hair.
Step 3: Prance around apartment frantically trying to figure out what is stuck to ass.

Timber Poses

Ridin' Nerdy

Some stats that I recently compiled...

Top ten states in residential energy efficiency:

1 Hawaii
2 California
3 New Mexico
4 New York
5 Utah
6 Texas
7 Arizona
8 Massachusetts
9 Rhode Island
10 Nevada

Bottom ten states in residential energy efficiency:

41 Montana
42 Wyoming
43 Tennessee
44 Kentucky
45 Indiana
46 South Dakota
47 Nebraska
48 Missouri
49 West Virginia
50 North Dakota

Top ten overall energy efficiency:

1 New York
2 Hawaii
3 Rhode Island
4 California
5 Massachusetts
6 Connecticut
7 New Hampshire
8 Florida
9 Arizona
10 Vermont

Bottom ten overall energy efficiency:

41 Montana
42 Indiana
43 West Virginia
44 Kentucky
45 Texas
46 Iowa
47 North Dakota
48 Louisiana
49 Alaska
50 Wyoming

Least energy consumed per generated:

1 West Virginia
2 Wyoming
3 North Dakota
4 Arizona
5 Alabama
6 New Hampshire
7 Montana
8 South Carolina
9 New Mexico
10 Pennsylvania

Most energy consumed per generated:

41 Virginia
42 Minnesota
43 Massachusetts
44 Louisiana
45 Idaho
46 California
47 New Jersey
48 South Dakota
49 Delaware
50 Alaska

Top ten renewable consumers as a percentage of their total consumption:

1 Washington
2 Maine
3 Oregon
4 Montana
5 South Dakota
6 Idaho
7 Vermont
8 Iowa
9 New Hampshire
10 Alabama

Bottom ten renewable consumers as a percentage of their total consumption:

41 Kentucky
42 Rhode Island
43 Louisiana
44 West Virginia
45 Texas
46 Utah
47 Ohio
48 Alaska
49 Delaware
50 New Jersey